Skip to main content

Post-Artcore 

A shitty non-genre of music that kids your roommates sister brings over use to describe the music they like or play when they're trying to sound intelligent, cultured and like they appreciate the dichotomy of music, when in reality, they listen to Oceana.
Dumbass: I can't tell you the name of my band, because we're going to be a big deal, and we want to keep it under wraps. But we play Post-Artcore. We're influenced by... (Starts to name-drop a bunch of shitty bands), So you know, it's awesome.

Me: You're a moron.
Post-Artcore by PsychoactiveEyes December 22, 2013
Post-Artcore mug front
Get the Post-Artcore mug.
See more merch

post-Potter depression

The feeling a nerd gets after reading the last book about fairies and wizards and other homo-erotica...AKA Harry Potter.
"I just finished the last Harry Potter book, I think I have post-Potter depression. What do you think?"
"I think you have sand in your vagina."

post-Potter delight 

The delightful feeling you have when you realise there will be no more books with that annoying little wizard git.
"Hey, there isnt gonna be anymore Harry Potter books!"
"OH THANK GOD! Finally I have some post-Potter delight"

post-Potter depression

when the intern (who looks like harry potter) leaves to go back to school.
i've got a great mom joke, but mark's not here. i've got some serious post-Potter depression .
post-Potter depression by jerkman September 14, 2007
The prepose for making out after a date.
The date went well, I posted up but he had no follow through.
post up by Matt taylor April 20, 2005

post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.
I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

Post-nut regret 

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.
I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.
Post-nut regret by HahaNut27 April 30, 2019