protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

by Tree trunks June 24, 2014

Rainbow Poop

When one takes a large shit that tears their anus and then pees resulting in a rainbow of shit, blood, and piss.

"After the Wisconsin Cheese Festival I could not poop for almost 2 weeks... But when I did, I had a major Rainbow Poop blowout!"

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015

Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.

my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector

by the official poop giver April 22, 2009

Poop A Loop

A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.

Close! But never eat soup before Poop A Loop!
Damn. I lost $100.

by Stinkalink November 14, 2017

Revenge Poop

When you die you shit yourself , as one final fuck you to the world and all your enemies inhabiting it.

An instant act of vengeance toward the asshole who stabbed you.

"Man, Ralphio just revenge pooped all over my brand new Jordans as I choked his bitch ass"

by NotTimothyDalton September 1, 2016

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Poop Gravy

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.

While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018