pipe

A complete clown

Garett's an absolute pipe

by theearthworm December 6, 2018

Pipe Rider

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.

That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.

by Xharvester December 22, 2018

wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off

man, I wanna wrench your pipe.

by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024

Piping

Usually done in prison. When you put a pipe next to your anus and put a rat in the pipe. You take a lighter/heat the bottom of the pipe, causing the rat to scurry into the anus. It scratches as it suffocates, causing pleasure in the individual.

“I always triple glove when giving rectal exams to prisoners because of worries over piping.”

by Mrsmrsmrs December 23, 2021

Pipe dream

Promises that are made in the moment about the future for the purpose of smashing. It is a form of manipulation (lol) to get what you want at that moment with no intention of actually following through or you know you do not actually have the capability of providing the desired future. Usually works on girls who have not reached their prime target (guys with a lot of money) as they are young and have not fully reached their gold digging potential and still fw (use the search bar if you do not understand) basic salary guys

"he/she sold you pipe dreams"

by wannabelatinamami-A.S. October 16, 2023

chicken pipe

The glass pipe that Rednecks us to smoke meth in

Often referred to as a chik pee to the ladies in the trailer park.

Hey Bubba! Lets hit that chicken pipe one time , then we'll go pilfer the trailer we been watch in.

Come on in the laundry room so we can hit this chik pee be for the kids get off the school bus.

by TMTOMH June 9, 2018

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023