mama joe

you need help

jimmy: im gonna type in mama joe into urban dictionary

bob: you need help

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 05, 2018

Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.

Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?

by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016

Joe Balls

A being higher than any religious god

"Who will save us"

"The almighty Joe Balls will"

by PigToad March 26, 2022

Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.

Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*

by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019

Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night

by imtheblind September 20, 2020

Joe Bidum

Joe Biden is the man that is supposedly running the country of USA. He helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan, said to make every vote count (including illegal votes), publicly fell on Air Force One’s stairs(3x), AND, he forgets things easily, said that we would be safe without him.

Joe Biden is Joe Bidum

by Blue_Bandit June 21, 2022