Slam and jam

When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.

Bd and cool: trashed

Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.

by Air conditioner April 19, 2016

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Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 28, 2022

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Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

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slow jam

Overall term for downtempo, slower songs, usually love-themed.

The term “Slow Jam” was created by The Chicago Defender back in 1961. Radio DJ "R Dub" made the term popular in mainstream radio; his Slow Jams show debuted in 1994 and today it can be heard on over 250 radio stations in 17 countries.

R Dub is playing Slow Jams tonight on my local radio station.

by Angela-Goddess April 19, 2025

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