by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
by woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh July 15, 2008
When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
by ExtraRunny February 06, 2011
A phrase to criticise someone who has betrayed you. Derived from 'eggs benedict', a way of preparing eggs, and 'Benedict Arnold', an American general who defected to the British during the Revolutionary War.
by Comic Sans Sucks September 24, 2017
A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 23, 2010
when you stay the night with a girl and she wakes up before you, makes you brefest (cheese,eggs) brings it to you in bed, and proceeds to go down on you while you enjoy your meal.
by spud-00 October 22, 2008
When two or more males take turns having unprotected sex with a female until they cum. When one guy cums, the next in line has his chance and it goes on till the last guy has had his try. The winner is the one who gets her pregnant.
by JankoDaGreat February 11, 2009