Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

STONED

High

I’m stoned

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018

Rosetta Stoned

When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.

by EightBitDictionary May 29, 2016

stone laughter

Laughing with a stone face.

E.g. Stone laughter: -.- followed by hahaha

by Lalaboy April 12, 2014

Stonely

A portmanteau of stoned and lonely.

Getting baked, yet again by himself, Ian became mad stonely.

by sixsixtysix September 25, 2020

Stone

He is really cute, he has blonde hair and hazel eyes. He has a hard shell but once you get to know him he’s nice. Can act tough but is really a softie. Boyfriend material.

Dang, I want me a stone.

by gothgirl20 August 10, 2019

Stone licker

A derogatory term for a Muslim (since Muhammad licked the black stone)

Erub Muhammad that fuckin stone licker

by Bigpeen nino March 21, 2024