Thankless Job

A bottom rung of society shit job, little pay, and you get no respect for doing it, but someone has to do it, and it sucks ass when it's you.

"Steve has such a shitty job as a garbage man."
"Yeah, it's a Thankless Job, but someones gotta do it, you know without garbage men and women we'd have trash buildup everywhere."
"Yeah, thats true......wanna go laugh at him since our jobs are better, and his is crap?"
"You know it."

by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015

Nose Job

When a girl with a big nose gives you a blow job and the end of her nose massages your penis.

What Ahslee Simpson would give you.

by Karate Allah October 27, 2004

Pop Job

A specialized blow job in which the girl (or guy, if you roll that way...) first sucks on a ring pop or other powerfully colorful sucker candy, and then proceeds to suck off their significant other, turning his penis the color of the ring pop. Especially popular during ring-pop fundraiser season in high school.

Dude 1: Man all these key club kids selling ring pops is getting annoying.

Dude 2: Nah man, its great. My girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.

Dude 1: Thats the best flavor!

Dude 2: Yah, and my dick still looks like papa smurf's.

by buffxcrunner December 16, 2009

Snot Job

The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.

oh yeah I your mum gave me a Snot Job last night. Jealous much?

by sickbastard69 September 8, 2010

caught on the job

when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..

awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.

by howler monkey September 23, 2005

tie job

When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"

by ihearttiejobs March 4, 2009

Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

by steve lol February 17, 2013