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mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021
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Wet Mexican

Getting a lot of lube and a lot of oil and dousing oneself with it. Then pour the oil on a Latina girl and hit it from the back.
Yo bro I got that Rodriguez girl to give me a wet Mexican
by Browtf69 September 28, 2017
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Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips
by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017
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Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.
I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.
by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012
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mexican sniffer

by The sexyest man alive February 7, 2021
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Mexican Buffalo

Anal sex with your significant other on Wednesday night after they had taco Tuesday and wing Wednesday.
Hump day is always more special when it ends with a Mexican Buffalo!
by Bigjohncal October 5, 2022
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Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
by VikingSanta January 20, 2018
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