Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Joe Hyuga

joe hyuga... the ultimate being, almost infinitely long penis....

IS THAT JOE HYUGA OMG

by JOE_HYUGA October 18, 2021

Joe Trump

Sniffing a woman's hair while giving her a reach around!

It's best to Joe Trump your wife while doing the dishes.

by CDDIV June 21, 2021

joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011

pulling a Joe

When it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.

Joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am....So early lunch is called pulling a Joe.

by THE GREAT 1967 March 19, 2011

shady joe

the bestfriend anybody could ever have. BUT HE'S MINE BITCHES.

shady joe and demi minaj had a movie marathon and watched The Hangover, & Step Brothers with superb cup noodles.

by demi minaj. November 22, 2011

Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018