sup jew

basically that one fucking south park fanon meme of kyle x cartman. (theyre fucking faggots i hate fags so much what the hell is your problem @south park fandom) BURN THE GAYS???? EW EUGH
*leans on wall* sup jew?
by menkisser420_xx February 10, 2022
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Billy Crystal Jew

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
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Jew Hug

ONLY THE BEST FUCKING HUG IN THE WORLD. USUALLY GIVEN BY JEW GIRLS, ESP. NAMED CAY. (:
damn, that hug was amazing. It must have been a Jew Hug.
by HaleyLovesHerJewSisCay January 30, 2010
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Jew Me Over

To completely scam someone out of their money.
Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!
by AfricanHistoryX March 18, 2011
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Kicked in the jew

phrase; Following the stereotypical illusion that the average Jewish family practices financial acrimony on a daily basis, this theory is looked upon as striking an individual right where it hurts; alias, valuables are tarnished and/or removed from their original location, i.e., the owner.
Johnson: "She favored this Hello Kitty pillowcase as if it was the very thing that keeps her well in the morning. She woke up today and it was gone! I don't know what happened to it."

Samuel: "... Wow... she totally just got kicked in the jew."
by Auroral February 27, 2008
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Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
by RedSquirrelPssht December 20, 2011
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hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find
Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
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