Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

Irish Train

When you have two cucumbers and you por one in his mouth and another in his anus.

I made him an irish train

by BeastieDog November 23, 2017

Irish Sisters

North western slang for two people, regardless of gender, nouns, race, ethnicity, or origin, whom have shared an anal plug/and or butt plug.

Oh I’ve heard Amber and Nicole use the same butt plug at home, what a real bunch of Irish sisters.”

by Okieslangslag March 11, 2023

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in

Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum

by Assniffer December 31, 2020