The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.
Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.
by Ashen111 January 28, 2024
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Shaq Zone

When you go to sleep as an ekans and wake up as a mega-Rayquaza.

Can also be spelled as "shak"
"I'm a sick quant now... guess I got into the SHAQ ZONE."
"I got 70 on zeta math.. must be a quant in the shaq zone!"
by baboonbarry May 16, 2018
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God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.
Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.
by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014
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multi-bizarro zone

when crossing a freeway you jump nonchalantly on
a yellow line, trying to figure out how come you ended with two different shoes on your feet, and your socks are not matching. The yellow line becomes the multi-bizarro zone,
where strange things (and curses, happen.
Lucy could not find her car after a party, so she started walking on a fast lane, carefully stepping only on a yellow line.
She could not understand why the cars flying nearby on both her sides were lowering their windows, and the drivers cursing loudly.
In fact she chose the multi-bizarro zonevery carefully,
hoping to get home safely and faster.
by shingon2006 October 13, 2012
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comment zoned

When someone ignores or just answers very '''friend zonely'' on your comment in instagram.
*Her female friend comments ''babe''*
She replies *Thanks babe :* *
*Guys comments ''You look so hot" *
She *thanks*

Comment zoned
by Wolfyyz January 28, 2018
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the red zone

"Lets go to the red zone tonight and pick up some chicks!"
by someon1657 June 21, 2019
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Fine Zoned

Every response is greeted with fine.

Nothing is fine, it's the purgatory between friendzoned & ghosted.

It's what happens before all hell breaks loose.
All I get is "I'm fine" from them... You've been Fine Zoned.
by Carlos_Ballbag May 19, 2021
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