Bum socks

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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Mustard Sock

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.
This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.
by KingRolo November 04, 2010
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pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.
Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)
by Teedubbs July 05, 2009
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date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into
by Brandon Wisely January 22, 2015
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Sock Slug

To Take the base of your used condom between your thumb and your forefinger before slapping someone across the face with it. The condom should then stick to the victims face for a couple of seconds before dropping and hopefully spilling cold spunk down the victims face and body,
'That fucking whore made be blow by beans too quickly but I showed her! I pulled out, ripped the jonny off and sock slugged the fat slut!'
by davetothegrind January 31, 2009
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sock hockey

"over somewhere playin sock hockey"
by noixz January 15, 2009
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Dope Sock

An enclosure consisting of a stray sock generally found after doing laundry and is used to conceal a wide variety of dope paraphernalia, mainly; Lighters, Grinder, Pipe, Rolling papers and your dope of choice.

The major advantages of the dope sock include; Ease of access, price and availability, easy disposal, and easily concealed.
"Damn! I aint smoking anything that came out of that nasty ass Dope Sock."

Guy 1: "Bro, that Dope Sock is starting to smell pretty bad, when are you gonna change it up?"
Guy 2: "I dont know, im planning on doing laundry this weekend."
by ShotsNonStop October 25, 2011
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