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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008
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Déjà ho

When you spot a previous one night stand whilst going about your usual business. A reminder of what a harlot you have been.
"Oh my god, I just experienced 'déjà ho' when I was shopping for bread and milk in the supermarket."
by mr_a_l_y September 19, 2015
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ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.
I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.
by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008
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Tsz Ho

Tsz Ho is a very cold person and total weirdo. He’s a silent person, and would only open up to person who makes him laugh than cry. He's the best kind of geek / nerd, gamer, and thinker, but he knows how to get close to people he cares about. He had a rough past, but he's the most inspirational person you'll meet. Tsz Ho is a very outgoing and adventurous person, yet sometimes loves to stuck at home, repeating sleep, wake up, think, and sleep again.

Tsz Ho usually doesn't indulge in relationships that aren't good for him. Who is loyal to the one they are with. Has the biggest heart of gold in the world. If he really loves you, don't break him. Tsz Ho can hardly fix himself until someone comes to heal. He enjoys late night calls, he doesn't think he can say it to anybody, but feel like he can say it anything to you. If one Tsz Ho comes into your soul, keep them in your life for as long as possible.

If there's any kind of magic in the this world, its must be in the attempt of understanding Tsz Ho, sharing something.
Tsz Ho is driving lamborghini down the road
Who didnt follow Tsz Ho on Instagram? He will be upset.
by the knower of Tsz Ho November 22, 2021
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ho tar

n. the sludgy material left behind from the female which has collected at the base of the penis during intercourse.
there was so much ho tar after i railed her over the arm of the couch, i had to go take a shower to prevent potential ball rot.

you go back out to the party, honey...ill be out after i wash off the ho tar.
by qbande May 30, 2011
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ho's with prose

1. slutty women good with words, surprisingly eloquent skanks, 2. eclectic writers, word lovers
Girls 1: You are such bitches. Girls 2: But at least we are ho's with prose.
by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011
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hallway ho

That girl dressed in extremely revealing clothing, usually stoned, who stands next to the water fountain whose willing to give a handjob for 20$.
Bob: Dude, I got a handjob from that hallway ho near room 34.
Ralph:Ha, I hit that bitch up yesterday.
by lolcatimus fowl January 27, 2010
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