Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010

goose creek high school

A school full of hoes. Dont go to this school unless you want to become a hoe .

"Goose Creek High School needs help ."

by Theniceones August 28, 2017

Dutch Dutch Goose

A derogatory term used to describe a Dutch person. Especially used to describe a Dutch person who is in love with America. The term is a play on the children's game Duck Duck Goose.

Bro 1: Look at that nerd over there wearing his American flag t-shirt.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, but he shouldn't wear those clogs. Now everyone knows he's a Dutch Dutch Goose.
Bro 1: You're right, bro! I didn't notice at first, but he totally is a Dutch Dutch Goose.

by Tom Winter December 31, 2008

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

by Masturwate December 18, 2017

Canadian Goose Shine

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

goose got me loose

getting drunk and high off alochol and drugs.
acting a fool.

aye yo dueeee that goose got me loose.

by kelsey yoooooo May 6, 2008