they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

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Dick lean

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

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Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016

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Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

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Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

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