Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant

Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom

Mom

Mother

Questioning Dad

Dad

Daddy

Lady Uncle

Uncle

Uncle's Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can be Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021

The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.

Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

Family

Nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

My friend: Do you have a family?
Me: I do but I always got ignored.
My friend: If so then you can't call them "family".

by Lime Eirfan December 6, 2019

Family

Definition: The perfect mix of chaos and love!

They always have your back no matter what.

Friend: Is, um, that your family over there?
*My family running around the shopping mall, taking and wanting everything they can see*
Me, grinning like an idiot: Yep, that's my fam!

by Anonymous Chick02 January 9, 2020

you hacking family

YHF means you hackin family- you say this when your mic'd up and someone starts fouling you or a teammate

AYE YOU HACKING FAMILY GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM

by bBCKAM February 26, 2025

Family scab collection

Immitation bacon bits

Grab the family scab collection from cupboard for my salad

by Poor slinky neck May 25, 2018

the family discount

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth

Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.

by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010