Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

little egg harbor

a-not-so-quiet place in southern new jersey where the shit goes down.

"have you been to little egg harbor?"
"yeeeeeeeee boii"

by woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 7, 2008

Egg White Omelette

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.

Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?

by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011

eggs benedict arnold

A phrase to criticise someone who has betrayed you. Derived from 'eggs benedict', a way of preparing eggs, and 'Benedict Arnold', an American general who defected to the British during the Revolutionary War.

She just made eggs benedict arnold.

by Comic Sans Sucks September 24, 2017

Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.

I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!

by the squirter September 25, 2010

egg drop pussy

An Asian girl's pussy

Wow that Jewish guy went down so fast on that egg drop pussy!

by Biscky Baby April 3, 2010

Soaked Egg Race

When two or more males take turns having unprotected sex with a female until they cum. When one guy cums, the next in line has his chance and it goes on till the last guy has had his try. The winner is the one who gets her pregnant.

Jennifer was drunk so me and a bunch of other guys decided to perform a Soaked Egg Race with her.

by JankoDaGreat February 10, 2009