Gay Disease

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Gay Disease, a disease affecting a few people world wide.

by World Wide Government July 20, 2023

Stewart's Disease

A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.

*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."

by SB Weber October 31, 2011

the idiot disease

a disease where ur brain does not work

bro he has the idiot disease dont go near or else you will get infected

by monkedudelol March 30, 2022

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010