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Urban Dick

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.
That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!
by Nictionary April 17, 2015
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Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.
Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick
by Camacamanana March 11, 2010
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a gaggle of dicks

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014
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Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom
Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"
by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019
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Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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dick leaf

1.Its a leaf shaped like a dick

2. A dick shaped like a leaf
by Dickleafdefiner October 19, 2015
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