by Milkyjg November 6, 2007
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Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.
Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.
Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.
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Get the cock beaver mug.One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.
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by S-A-L June 19, 2007
Get the ostrich cock mug.IPA: /ˈkɒkdɑː(r)/
NOUN
When in the vicinity of a female who is deemed fuckable by one, a sensation will be felt in one's body indicating the urge to fuck said female.
The overall detection field is based on many factors: Length of dry spell, satisfaction level of last fucking, hotness of female, age of one who is using cock-dar, experience with females, and experience in use of the cock-dar. In rare occasions, the overall detection field can be affected by one's swagger.
Of course this list does not contain all factors, for the anatomy of each male is different, meaning that different factors will apply to and affect different men.
NOUN
When in the vicinity of a female who is deemed fuckable by one, a sensation will be felt in one's body indicating the urge to fuck said female.
The overall detection field is based on many factors: Length of dry spell, satisfaction level of last fucking, hotness of female, age of one who is using cock-dar, experience with females, and experience in use of the cock-dar. In rare occasions, the overall detection field can be affected by one's swagger.
Of course this list does not contain all factors, for the anatomy of each male is different, meaning that different factors will apply to and affect different men.
Guy 1: Oh snap! My cock-dar is going off!
Guy 2: Asian girl at 12'o'clock!
Guy 1: Cock-dar detecting 5 females of fuckable status within the vicinity.
Guy 2: Asian girl at 12'o'clock!
Guy 1: Cock-dar detecting 5 females of fuckable status within the vicinity.
by TsurugiK September 16, 2009
Get the Cock-dar mug.A woman who figuratively sails an ocean of cock, but in realistic terms is simply a cock-loving whore.
Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).
Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.
Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.
Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).
Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.
Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.
"She loved the cock, craved the cock in fact. So much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the cock that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of cock with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a Cock Sailor."
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Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
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