A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
by ChrisParker March 9, 2022
Get the chris parkermug. He’ll fuck yo aunty and he’s literally the funniest dude to be around just don’t get on his bad side cuz than you’ll be callin him uncle
by Yo Aunty’s kids March 29, 2020
Get the GD Chrismug. by 808sudberry March 30, 2022
Get the Chris Patemug. Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.
Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.
by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009
Get the counterfeit chrismug. 
Get the Chris Dohertymug. The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
by anonymous February 14, 2022
Get the Chris Georgemug. When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018
Get the walmart chrismug.