Chinese finger trap

To put on index finger in a woman’s vagina, and the other one in her butthole.

I can’t believe she tricked me into a Chinese finger trap. Probably gonna have to marry her now

by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.

Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi

by Flange22 February 7, 2020

chinese pickle jar

hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

"hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 27, 2023

Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017