Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.

After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.

by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)

a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2

person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next

by copez April 27, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Postal Zip Code "'14057-2215-2219'" Was Inspiration FOr THe Japanese Name From Chinese Idealogy "'Mitsirugi'"<.7.9.7.6><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Postal Zip Code "'14057-2215-2219'" Was Inspiration FOr THe Japanese Name From Chinese Idealogy "'Mitsirugi'"<.7.9.7.6><.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

by anonymous February 20, 2022

four in chinese 四

pronounced same as die (死) in chinese
four

你有沒有四個位
(do you have 4 seats)
four in chinese 四

by top g gamer 10 June 28, 2023