Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

Red hot chili pepper

When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.

Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?

Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper

by Gaysians January 29, 2020

mac and chili

Mac and Chili

"I LOVE mac and chili, shit tastes like my grandma's toes."

by GeicoOfficial June 14, 2020

six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.

Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020

tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 21, 2020

Chops At Chili’s

A Chop (a.k.a. Mooks or Spliff Bowls) is a tobacco and weed combo smoked out of a bong, chops are a piece of white culture and when mixed with dinner at Chili’s they become the peak of white culture. Chop’s at Chili’s started in a Chili’s parking lot in central New Hampshire and go best with a day of skiing or any sort of traditionally (but not exclusively) Caucasian activity done in the mountains. Post or pre hiking “Chops at Chili’s” are another classic take on the cultural classic.

Hey man you heading up to Loon?
Yeah think we’re gonna stop in Tilton for some Chops at Chili’s.

Oh betttt, gotta get right for a trip to the mountain.

by The Enlightened Vibe Man January 20, 2021

Is the chili good?

When something is so obvious you answer your own question

Is the chili good? Ya it’s good

by Klauspes May 20, 2021