valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Drako Cap

Getting friend zoned at 2 am on snap chat, because you fought over the china buffet bill.

Dude she drako capped me last night.

by Big puppies December 13, 2023

Cap

An internet slang meaning lie.

That's Cap

by saaammm June 10, 2021

Cap

Noun:

A lie.

Verb:
To lie.

"Bro that place has 16" pizzas for $5"
"No cap?"
"I'm not capping, bro"
"Let's go then"

Etymology:
"Cap" comes from "Kappa", an emote on Twitch.TV, often used when someone tells a blatant lie.

by yoku October 15, 2019

Cap

It's what taj does on a daily bases his dick is small, he gets no bitches, and he sucks at basketball

Bro u never wanna be caught saying cap like taj

by Caleb Bradford November 23, 2021

Luh Cap

What you say to your roommate when you know he is attempting to convince you of a white lie

Bro I did not steal your weed last night, on god.
Luh cap.

by flawg April 15, 2024

Cap INFINITE

Jilon forstall

This mf is on that cap INFINITE type shit

by L_Caster March 21, 2021