Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Riveria's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Riveria's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

Tibetan hard candy by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

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brooke candy

the worst so-called "rapper" this era has generated.

girl: have you heard of brooke candy? shes so empowering! i can suck everyone's dicks now and i can still get into heaven!!
girl #2: please, down some bleach.

brooke candy by thetopniggaonthisroad October 30, 2013

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cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Another way to say vaping.

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro

cotton candy flavored lung cancer by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021

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