fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022

jew candy bar

a candy bar full jews blood and guts

dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit

by dylan depalma January 19, 2008

Japanese candy

Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!

person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong September 8, 2016

Rock Candy

The deposits that form on your pubes after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.

Dude, my dog totally went for my rock candy while I was sitting on the couch after work!!!

by Splinter1700 February 6, 2010

Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Riveria's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Riveria's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

brooke candy

the worst so-called "rapper" this era has generated.

girl: have you heard of brooke candy? shes so empowering! i can suck everyone's dicks now and i can still get into heaven!!
girl #2: please, down some bleach.

by thetopniggaonthisroad October 30, 2013

cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Another way to say vaping.

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021