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Brandon Teng

A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'
Wow, look at the way he is talking to Dr Maisha, Such a Brandon Teng!
by DrMaisha March 2, 2019
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BRANDON

A sexy beast that has a big pepe.His nickname isn’t Lil broomstick (best rapper of all time)He is your local clout jesus.He is a lEgEnD aT bAsKeTbAlL and also nba2k19.He also eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi.
“Damm u see that Brandon kid he’s sexy” or “Brandon has a big Pepe and eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi” or “Lil Broomstick is the best rapper & basketball player uF aLl TiME”
by BrAnDaT0 November 20, 2018
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brandon meadows

An ugly fatass that when look at his face you might puke
by Flaminmonkey July 8, 2016
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Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
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Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay
brandon shut up
by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
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The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
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