No show bill

When a person is too drunk hungover or high to show up for work in the morning

That asshole no show bill He never showed up to work today because he drank 15 beer and snorted half an 8 ball

by Do hoe February 19, 2023

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million dollar bill

Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.

1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.

by sunshineydays April 12, 2025

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Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021

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Bill Nye

Bill Nye is a washed-up deep state stooge pretending to be a scientist, even though he’s just an engineer with a community college degree. He is guilty of being a traitor to the United States by spreading lies, wokeness, and climate propaganda to brainwash children.

Bill Nye has been indoctrinating children with woke lies for decades and is the reason youth are woke now.

by Ihatewokeness420 January 23, 2025

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