Single Bean

A joint made with just one small rolling paper. Generally used if you only have limited weed, you only have small papers available and can't be bothered to make an L-plate or you're smoking by yourself.

Timmie - Hey Harry, can I skin up for you?
Harry - Sorry man, I've only got enough for a single bean.

by Longskatedeath February 8, 2010

fuck-bean

Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.

Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

Pristine Bean

A perfectly rolled blunt

Yo will roll up a pristine bean so i can get high as shit

by William Margaritis June 11, 2010

Bean Cat

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.

Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!

by Scotengus June 17, 2010

keen for the bean

Someone desperate for penis

Jenny: I'm so keen for Ron's bean

'That Jenny girl is a hoe; she's keen for the bean'

by Enter generic name here January 8, 2014

The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014