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A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
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by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010
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On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
by Themadbaron May 14, 2011
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Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
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*dude1 goes down*
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by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011
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Example 1:
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Guy 1: Your beard's looking a little patchy, man.
Guy 2: I know! I've been trying to fill it out, but the vicarious beard growth just doesn't seem to be working!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Man, I've been trying for a month, but my beard still won't grow!
Guy 2: Have you tried vicarious beard growth?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, putting up pictures of awesome beards to inspire your own.
Guy 1: *pauses* Are you high?
by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011
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