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Bacon

A word that defines a person, place or thing as viewed by popularity culture. Similar words would include: "cool", "wicked", "dope".
"that car is so Bacon"
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Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.
by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011
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bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021
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Breakfast Bacon

Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.

Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.
John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.
by Air Walker UK December 3, 2010
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Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.
Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!
by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024
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Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
hoi maety lets go eat soem whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez
by ihackedyourfortniteaccount August 8, 2023
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Bacon

Liked by everyone , only incredibly insensitive people would dislike Bacon
Lady: I don’t like Bacon
Nichölas: SCUM
by Baked Cornetto November 20, 2017
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