Bitchy bacon guy

wilbur.

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!

by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024

bacon

cock

Do you want bacon?
Sure
*unzips pants*

by AboodKiller69 December 20, 2019

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Bacon Baiting

Manipulating someone into performing a service or favour on your behalf with the promise of bacon as the reward.

Brenda, have you tried bacon baiting Cyril into beating the pussy up?

by ElBee87 January 12, 2018

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017

Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I me

by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025

Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017