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Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.
"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"
by opsucks April 17, 2019
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Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
by Devoooo March 14, 2021
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Alabama Buttered Toast

Where a woman churns butter in her asshole using her brother's cock, and then shits it on a piece of toasted white or wheat bread and eats it.
That sure was some good alabama buttered toast bubby!
by RobsGonnaKillU March 12, 2025
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Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024
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Alabama by omission

When two siblings sleep with the same person.
Ya my sister and I are Alabama by omission because we both fucked Ashley.
by Darbalarb August 20, 2021
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Alabama whistle

When two people are doing a standing 69 and the person on their feet blows into the person they’re holding’s asshole. Making a whistle. As like blowing into an empty beer bottle.
Mean dirty Dave pulled a sweet Alabama whistle on that kid last night
by Dave Hulford November 6, 2025
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Alabama s’more

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
by shoelace June 24, 2019
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