matt magnet

When certain person has many Hot men called Matt attracted to them

"Bro, you're such a Matt magnet "

"Damn Natalie !!! You totally pulling all them matts, does that make you a Matt magnet?"

by Mattlollol June 27, 2016

Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.

Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

The matt effect

When you feel horny all day after messaging matt the night before.

Her: I've been horny all day
Matt: that'll be the matt effect

by Pappa_mike September 24, 2025

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot

I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.

by Matt presto December 27, 2021

matt

fat

matt=fat

by litz69696969 October 31, 2020