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M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”
I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one
by OT14 May 4, 2021
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Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.
Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021
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cards

something you play when your board and you dont have internet
Person A: Im bored
Person B: There is no interent
Person A: Lets play cards
by Wii Guy May 11, 2021
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I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*
WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!
by Bambianca November 3, 2021
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Uno reverse card

The Uno reverse card meme trend began around May 10, 2018 when a user linked Uno to the existing "No U" meme. It was a natural fit given that "No U" is an anagram of "Uno." From there, users on the Internet transformed the "No U" Uno card meme into the Uno reverse card meme and hilarity ensued.
Bill:U fat
Jack:*uses uno reverse card*
Bill:Oh no im fat now
by JasonHW November 8, 2021
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Uno Reverse Card

An overpowered card that can defend any insult.
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: *pulls out uno reverse card
Voldemort: *dies
by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021
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mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.
I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
by nydoei November 20, 2021
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