Logan

Some kid that wears watermelon sketchers.

That one tall kid in your class sucking up to the teacher

That one kid that wears that one hat
That one kid that once wore that same Italian sweat shirt.......
That one kid that is taller then my house walls

That one kid that can draw but can't write for the life of him
That one kid that is called Pringles

That one kid that hit the drums to wake up that one girl

Ohhh man to be that kid.....

person 1: Who's the kid with that watermelon, 1 dollar, Walmart puff candy sketchers and is really tall?

person 2: Must be that Logan Kid.......

by Handlecan'tbeblank. March 29, 2022

Logan

Logan is a dork with no friends. He cant keep and friends who are girls or boys and he always gets rejected when he asks them out.

Logan : will you go out with me
Girl / boy : no

by Santa Claus is coming November 22, 2021

Logan

Logan is wan of the myre yobs heavy good cunt gets bitches will shag yer maw if needed

Be like a Logan best cunt ymy

by Tiger woods November 23, 2021

Logan

an interesting and troublemaking guy who really needs to get his head out of the gutter. However, he's sweet, caring and has a soft spot for his family; especially his mom. He's most likely around 5'8, plays football, and is extremely talented musically. He never realizes how much the people around him care about him, and how sad we'd all be if he was gone. If the right Logan sees this: i hope you're doing well and i deleted your number, forgive me it just hurts too much to see your name that often. I moved on from you, i was just feeling sentimental toight.

"Logan's pictures got leaked,"
"not for the first time eh?"

by AHopelessRomanticFromTheCut January 28, 2024

Logan Shroyer

One of the best actors ever. Deserves so much recognition. He’s literally the goat

Logan Shroyer is too cool for school

by Pdrizzy September 9, 2020

Logan

An emotionless old man who makes jokes about the fact he grew up in an emotionally absent home. He thinks he's funny but in reality tells dad jokes. His girlfrend is fake fr. He crys to Olivia Rodreigo but then denys that he doesn't know who she is. Also quotes old movies from the 1300's and thinks people understand what he's saying. Watches the Simpsons too much and walks like a dollar store ken doll

"Oh my god look how he's walking! He's a Logan"

by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023

Logan's loop

The phenomena where an individual Scams people, gets exposed by CoffeeZilla or another journalistic party of integrity. The individual will then apologize profusely to the accuser and promise to make things right. Afterwards, after some time, the individual will return to pursue legal-action against the accusing party. What can we call it?

- Did you hear about stevewilldoit yet ?
- Yes i heard he did a full logan's loop

by kwikkiemart August 16, 2024