by AdamOrrIsCool June 27, 2019

Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
by beastofthesouth10 January 16, 2022

In the realm of tactical gaming, such as Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, there occasionally arises a perplexing scenario wherein a seasoned player executes maneuvers reminiscent of those typically attributed to novices or beginners. This unexpected occurrence tends to evoke incredulity and skepticism among onlookers, who are left questioning the player's competence and strategic acumen. Far from eliciting admiration, these anomalous plays are often met with disdain and ridicule, underscoring a departure from the expected norms of skillful gameplay.
Person #1 "Hey Dylan hes ON BIG WINDOW" Dylan "Okay, I got it" **Dylan Precedes to walk into Big Window & gets shot**
Dylan "HOW DID I DIE??" Person #1 "You did A Dylan Play"
Dylan "HOW DID I DIE??" Person #1 "You did A Dylan Play"
by pro0001 April 30, 2024

by Dumbass Midget April 20, 2022

The name Dylan is very complex, he can be very confusing sometimes. For one he has a really good long cock, and is great in the bed if he truly likes the person he's with. But other than that he's a great friend to the people that he trusts. But if you don't have his trust, watch out because he wont think twice about stepping over you. Theres a certain side of Dylan that only certain people see, mostly girls that he loves. Girls love this side of him, but for anyone else, its hard to be able to see it. If you know a guy names dylan, keep him around.
by dmwpecka September 5, 2019

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.
Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.
Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
by an average girl March 16, 2020
