Cow

The cow is amazingly inelegant and a one of a kind animal

Child: Cows are dumb.
Guy: No, the cow is big brain!

by Gerald_la-cow November 9, 2019

Cow

Alistar in league. ( gets buffed health from wards )

Holy Shit that Cow Has a lot of health

by Rëverie November 11, 2019

Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.

Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!

by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019

Fat Cow

A piece of crap who is a fat cow. He drinks from his dad's milk eats from others plates. Basically, Adi

Look the Fat Cow is approaching

by HelloThere2111 December 11, 2019

cow game

a game where two people get down on all fours really close to each others' face and moo. first one to laugh loses

girl 1: hey do you see those hot boys over there
girl 2: yeah what are they doing
girl 1: lol they are playing the cow game. it's hilarious. let's go get their snaps

by *whipsoutmeatscepter December 11, 2019

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

cow

why u lookin this up boi u must either live in a hole or b bored out of ur mind

thats a cow

by testefly May 7, 2019