Windows

Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.

MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.

by Windows98 September 14, 2012

Wincocked

To be fooled, tricked or duped, through any method, into clicking a link that brings you to Steve Winwoods music video "Higher Love".

Mike Wincocked me again for the 10th time this week! If I get another link to "Higher Love" I think I'm going to kill myself!

by J.A. Allday September 1, 2013

window dancing

To go to a club or disco and hang around the dance floor while other people dance.

I went to that disco because they told me the music was great. It was good, but the dancefloor was so crowded, my friends and I had a drink and hanged around just window dancing.

by enricofor September 1, 2013

windowfarm'd

transitive verb: to mistreat or exploit through extortion, trickery, or unfair actions; especially : to deprive of or cheat out of something due or expected

From Windowfarms - a Kickstarter campaign launched on the promise that ALL backers would receive a Windowfarm. Some people have received theirs, however all Canadian and International backers (and the majority of the US backers) have not received what they paid for. There has been no attempt at remedy or resolution of the outstanding issues. Furthermore, the person behind Windowfarms refuses to respond to International backers.

Jimmy: "I heard you invested in a multi-level marketing venture and got fucked over?"

Paul: "Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking...I'm sure I've been windowfarm'd"

by LittleJimmy September 24, 2013

Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.

passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.

by festizio March 13, 2015

window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.

"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?

by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015

Windowleg

Windowleg is a mythical hero destined to save the universe from the evil clutches of Dorwing. He is written in prophesy to be a mysterious being from another plane of existence, created by the powers that be for the sole purpose of ridding darkness and evil from the land. Not to be mistaken for the words window and leg mashed together for no discernible purpose, that'd be silly.

Person one: Oh no it's the veil Dorwing! come to kill us all!!!1
Person two: Don't worry! I'm sure the amazing and talented and brave and ruggedly handsome albeit oddly named Windowleg will save us!!!

by Nyaaaaaa December 22, 2015