Bag of Rice

Plain and simple, vanilla, basic or; not original

The chick damo fucked is a bag of rice, has the personality of one too.

by Trainssoundfunny June 11, 2022

harlem rice paddy

When an Asian man poops on a black womans back.

wonna do a Harlem Rice paddy

by Crazy boy 100 November 26, 2016

rice kernal

chinese boys who confess their love to you... and then tear your heart apart by turning into an absolute bipolar godzilla.

girl 1: have you seen that hot chink?
girl 2: yeah... don't even I hear he's a total rice kernal

by ihatewhiteboyz19 December 4, 2010

Rice Romance

The act of taking white steamed rice, freezing it in a phallic form, once frozen, one must insert it into the rectum of one's partner. Once inserted couple must have sex long enough to heat up the rice then remove and share a meal.

Nothing like a good rice romance to fill you up on a Friday night

by Mother gooose June 11, 2022

bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

Rice woman

A rice woman is a person with extravagant taste in life however, their judgement has been clouded by a low quality packet rice man and therefore cannot see the other amazing rice cookers in life who were destined for her.

Person 1: have you seen how she has been acting like a rice woman lately

Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done

by Miumiu082 August 19, 2022

Rice Burrito

Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.

Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.

by CATSARETOOCOOL December 6, 2017