Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Wet Grab

When someone is unhappily crying and a person goes to comfort them, the comfort evolves into a snog, fingerblast or a shag.

"I'll never see you again."

"It's fine, there there."

(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.

by Mikhail Galinichenko October 28, 2019

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022

Wet Tilapia

A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.

Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.

by AssMuncher305 August 7, 2020

Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.

by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023

Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020