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Windows 101

My computer used to be Windows 101
by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection
Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
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Window

“Bro You moving like a window rn”
by 🧟‍♂️🥳 June 22, 2021
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cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
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Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.
A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016
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Windows 3.51

A successor to Windows 3.5 and predecessor to Windows NT 4.0.
Windows 3.51 is NT-based
by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
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