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Willybone (mort) 

Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.

Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.

Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)

Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)

Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.

Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first

King junior: oh, so order them!

Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*

King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?

Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet

King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP

willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?

King junior: enough! Tickle my feet

Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!

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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
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It will be over when I’m dead! 

It will be over when I’m dead! — the definition of a good old fashioned grudge.
Example:

First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.

Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.

Willybone 

junior’s bodyguard and partner who oversees most of Js creative ventures and schemes. Often seen as slightly more logical and intelligent part of why willys considered the brains and junior the dumb muscle and frontman of the whole goddamn operation

Willybone is aka “mort” or even “wendy weiner”
Willybone and junior went to see Spider-Man: no way home and also saw venom 2 years earlier

Junior and willybone are what king julien and mort are or even doc and marty mcfly, hell even Rick and morty

Willybone has an IQ bigger than juniors shoe size

If it weren’t for Willybones creative consultations junior grimes perhaps would’ve never gotten this far in how career/activities
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the sun will shine on us again

Words said by our beloved marvel character Loki before A FUCKING UGLY PRUNE STRANGLED HIM TO DEATH (even though most the fandom know he's probably still alive amen to our beloved trickster)

IT IS ONE OF THE MOST TRIGGERING LINES FOR ANY MARVEL FAN SAME GOES FOR "I don't wanna go, I'm sorry" said by our beloved peter Parker aka spider man THE RUSSOS CAN FUCK OF WITH THEIR BULLSHIT OF TOM HIDDLESTON IS TOO OLD TO PLAY LOKI BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE. IS. ALIVE.
Loki to Thor "the sun will shine on us again"

willywonkatiktok 

A guy on tiktok who impersonates and dresses like Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka. His real name is Duke Depp and his fanbase consists mostly of teenage girls who simp over him and think he's hot. He also loves to grind
Sarah: "Did you see the video that willywonkatiktok posted yesterday?"

Abby: "Omg yes he's so hot I'm definitely a simp for him"

Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right when assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)
Mort (willybone) by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022

Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right hand assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)