ur pal a gal 

the insult you use to not insult the person told, but to insult their closest of friends, and indirectly injure their feelings.

Target: ur mom gay
You: I'll do it
Target: Do it
You: ur pal a gal
Target: Social life gets consumed by void

ur pal a gal by ARedVulpes May 16, 2018

ur bikes a dyke 

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

ur bikes a dyke by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018

Ur generation rainbow nation 

Even worse than ur family tree lgbt
Time stops for a milisecond and the sun grows each time it is said

Person: ur family tree lgbt
Me: guess what ur generation rainbow nation
Person: disintegrates into dust and is removed from time and space itself

Ur generation rainbow nation by FatNibba May 16, 2018

Ur Grandpap a Trap 

The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.

Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*

Ur Grandpap a Trap by The_Kaweshosaur May 16, 2018

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther 

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry 

An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death

Robert: Hey Paul

Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*

Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry by Yuritz.y May 16, 2018

ur cat a twat 

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

ur cat a twat by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018