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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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tool shed

A place where things go to die.
Take *that* out to the tool shed.
by NikM755 October 6, 2015
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tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
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Tool

A slang term for a gun most commonly a pistol or handgun.
"Daddy told me never leave the house with out my TOOL" -YG
by RyanOG August 31, 2016
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Toolbox

"A toolbox fell on my foot along with me falling three time gotta get it checked."
by summer Murphy August 14, 2016
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tool

"Will was totin' that tool"
by Allenx360 June 29, 2016
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Tool

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
That dude is such a tool.
by mcm663 September 8, 2016
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