bean dip

when the sweaty mexican soccer player exchange student takes an ice bath in the training room

His thick juicy calves were so sore that the trainer decided he needed a bean dip.

by beandip69420 September 23, 2022

Spicy Beans

The combination of Ecstasy (Commonly called "Beans") and Synthetic cannabis (Spice)

The two of these mixed together can truly turn a good man into a gurning mess of geekiness.

MDMA and Cannabis provide a great mix, however Spice is much more strong than natural cannabis which mixes with the intense MDMA buzz, providing an entirely new and immensely powerful high which can temporarily debilitate an individual.

Random nitty 1: "how was your weekend?"

Random nitty 2: "Had some spicy beans and got so fucked up I ran 5 miles butt naked at 3AM"

Random nitty 1: "Fucking hell"

by gurtrude_pyphagoras666 March 29, 2020

bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts

Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.

by Lildiknik December 14, 2018

spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019

Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.

Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 16, 2022

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023