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Windows

The worst operating system in the world.

It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.
I will not reinstall Windows anymore! I am switching to another OS!
by Octopus1348 July 11, 2022
mugGet the Windowsmug.
This day is just to take revenge. Good luck.
Taja you can run but you can't hide cause its National throw Taja through the window day!
by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019
mugGet the National throw Taja through the window day!mug.

Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.
Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!
by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021
mugGet the Windows 10mug.

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses
Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.
by Markanie April 14, 2023
mugGet the Glazed the Windowsmug.

window text

when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window

I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service

Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!

owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011
mugGet the window textmug.

Window

Hey, wanna window with your window?
mugGet the Windowmug.

Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring
I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...
by Drape Vapor May 29, 2023
mugGet the Window Dressingmug.

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