the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking
by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣♀️ April 23, 2018

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Unlike the word "retard" or as others call it "The R-Slur", Tard can be a term used to call out someone for making a minor mistake not to be used as calling them out for being "autistic" because they aren't, they just made a little dumb mistake.
"Why the f*ck didn't you take out the trash before mom got home from work like she asked you to, you f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
by Williblam Shakespeare February 11, 2021

1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
by Hancri August 17, 2014

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
